WIN A CHAT WITH THE AUTHOR OF OAKDALE CONFIDENTIAL!

Who isn't me.

In another one of those wonderful real-life/fiction blurs that make my job so much fun (really; I love the postmodernism of it all), book club readers of Oakdale Confidential can win a half hour chat with the author -- Katie Peretti.

Now, Katie Peretti is the lead author on Oakdale Confidential. She also... uhm... doesn't exist. Who does exist is Terri Colombino, the actress who plays Katie. (Few people remember that the catch-phrase, "I'm not a doctor but I play one on TV," actually originated when Chris Robinson, who played Dr. Rick Webber on General Hospital started pitching cough syrup. Of course, then he went to jail for tax fraud and lost that gig. But I digress).

So the book club that wins the chat will be talking to Terri, who plays Katie, who, on-air, wrote the book that I wrote off-air.

America. What a country....